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November 17

Week in review (Stonetable) by Adam

Another busy week or two and I’m still failing to blog consistently. Mea culpa.

A week ago Thursday, Andrea and I went into Chicago to see The Most Interesting Show in the World, hosted by Jim Rose. It was a slimed down version of his famous circus, featuring The Amazing Kenichi, Melody Sweets, Leonid the Magnificent, Johnny Fayva, Lilian Stepanova, and Mark “The Knife” Faje. We had great time, apart from the show starting an hour later than we were expecting and the parking ticket. I’d love to catch Jim Rose again, but probably not inside such a small club. There were no more than 30 seats available, all of which were taken or reserved by the time we arrived.

We went to Windycon 35 on Saturday. I saw Trey and Tim from the writers group, met Tobias Buckell briefly, and got my copies of Mike Resnick’s “This Is My Funniest” 1 & 2 signed. Not a bad day. The theme of next years Windycon 36 is steampunk. I can’t wait.

I finished the story I’ve been writing for the Footprints anthology and submitted it on Friday. Today I finished a story for Byzarium’s Flash Fiction contest. The contest uses a piece of artwork as the prompt for a 500-word story. This was the second story I’ve written using the artwork of Kiriko Moth as inspiration. She’s an amazing artist and I hope to see more of her work in the future.

My two immediate writing deadlines are met. Next up I need to type up and start revising my Tesla story. I met my goal for the year of twelve new stories, but now I need to revise them and hit the slush piles hard. Somewhere in the middle of all that, I’ll be working on stories for the upcoming Federations and Shine anthologies. Lots of hard work ahead but I’m looking forward to it.
We picked up some new books this week. I’m slowly getting caught up on the reading I want to do, so expect more posts in the coming week, along with a book giveaway.

Posted in: life , uncategorized , writing
November 12

Return to Luna artwork (Stonetable) by Adam

The Return to Luna anthology, containing my story “Misdirected”, will be released in December 2008. I’ve done the usual things new authors do, squeeing over the proof and breaking out into giggles at random. I just received the cover (jacket?) artwork. This will be my second publication, but the first one to see print. I can’t wait to hold this in my grubby little hands.

Return to Luna
Cover art (c) Walter Myers

I don’t have the details on where and how to buy yet, but I’ll be sure to add them here when I have them.

Posted in: uncategorized , writing
October 25

*Phew* (and some other stuff) (rianjs.net (Hanser)) by Rian

What a couple of weeks. 4 exams (highest grade in the class on two of the four!), catching up with old friends, paying off all credit card debt, fixing technical problems with my photo gallery and OnThePharm.

Still trying to figure out what to do with my life, though. However I'm starting to narrow it down, and I get the feeling that starting my own business is going to be one of the things I do regardless of whether or not I continue my education at the graduate or professional level.

Options on the table for after graduation:

  • MBA: Relatively inexpensive, and not especially time consuming. Unlimited upside, and would teach me skills I don't currently have. Could go anywhere from here.
  • PharmD
  • Get a job: Thinking technical writer of some kind. Preferably medical stuff.
  • Start my own business: Many options on the table here; I have two in mind specifically. One with David, and one more along the writing side of things, but that would require getting about three other people to go along with it.
  • A combination: MBA + small business; PharmD + writing business; writer + small business; writer + writing business.

Who the hell knows. I feel like I'm starting to settle — there aren't quite as many possibilities up in the air at this point as there were 6-12 months ago. I like the idea of getting my MBA because it's relatively inexpensive, and it provides a good fallback point should the side ventures go awry. I have enough work experience to go right into it without needing to get a job first, which is fortunate. Thank goodness for in-state tuition…

I would also like to start writing for Ars again. Not daily writing, but something like a monthly feature article about something I've been doing a lot of thinking and reading about. I have an outline for my first article already written. I just need to flesh it out which I hope to work on today.

NaNoWriMo

November is almost here, which means NaNoWriMo is write around the corner. (Tee hee) I've been writing character outlines off and on this week for a story that's been kicking around in my head for a few months now. Given its "supernatural"-esque flavor, I've been doing some new thinking about how people with extraordinary abilities might fit into and interact with an ordinary environment. No, not like Heroes, which is getting progressively lamer with the time-arc plotholes that are used WAY too often as Deus Ex Machina mechanisms. F that crap. You start messing with time travel, and you've created a recipe for a world of hurt as a writer. The possibility for plotline chaos increasing exponentially and just makes things… messy.

I'm trying to come up with some history that I can use as an invisible framework, and also thinking about words themselves. Take the word "telepath" for example. That's a relatively new word. What might someone with that ability have been called 300 years ago? What about someone with telekinesis? Before the "tele-" prefix, what did we have to describe spooky action at a distance? Witchcraft, obviously, but I think that's too blunt a word to be useful or interesting. And in a world with a rich history of physical and mental "superpowers," witchcraft probably doesn't apply because the supernatural would cease to be supernatural and instead would be entirely ordinary…

So these are some of the things I've been thinking about. I've participated in NaNoWriMo three times now in the last seven years, and I'd like to do it again, and I think I'm at a point in my life where this is a realistic possibility. I'm pretty excited, but I need to start working on a plot outline if I am to be successful.

Posted in: entrepreneurship , mba , nanowrimo , personal , pharmd , writing
October 22

Why do I have such a hard time writing consistently (Tiny Screenfuls (JoshB)) by Josh Bancroft

It’s been days since I’ve posted here. I’ve been sick, which is partially to blame, but not completely. I have a ton of stuff starred in Google Reader and elsewhere that I’ve wanted to write about - even just quick “Linky” posts. But it feels like there’s the gravitational field pulling me away whenever I start to think about writing something. Email to read, work to do, feeds to catch up on. Maybe I’m just having a slump. This blog isn’t dead or dying - never will, if I have anything to say about it. But maybe Paul Boutin is on to something - my activity on places like Twitter, FriendFeed, etc. have definitely had an impact. His point is that if you blog for the fame, recognition, link love, and money, it’s getting harder and harder to be “successful”. But I never have written for those reasons. This is a place for me to write my thoughts, and I don’t care a whole lot about who reads them. I mean, I love traffic, links, and feed subscribers, but for me, I love them because they represent people I interact with. People who are part of my network, my community. My friends. That’s the payoff for me. If I cared about ad revenue or page rank or how many hits/subscribers I had, I would have given up a long time ago.

So, I’m sure my muse will come back soon. Where are you, muse? :-)

Posted in: block , blog , writing
October 20

While will is strong, habits are formed (Stonetable) by Adam

I’ve been working on developing better writing habits lately. I haven’t been the most organized or consistent of writers. I wrote in bursts and often complained about the lack of time available. No more.

Developing a habit takes roughly three weeks. A habit, like brushing your teeth or combing your hair, is something done in such repetition that to do otherwise feels unnatural. It’s not something we fret about not having the time for; we just do it.

I spent a few hours building a spreadsheet to track my writing statistics. It keeps me accountable, knowing that at the end of the day I need to enter my word count and it lets me see how my productivity changes over time. I’m not much of a math geek but I do love my statistics.

I set a weekly goal of 3,000 words. Over time I expect to raise this but I want to start out with reasonable goals and move up from there. This week (Monday-Sunday), I wrote 3,253 words. I averaged 465 words/day, and my most productive day was Saturday, with 1,046 words written. I’ve written all but two days this month, and those at the beginning. The going is strong.

During the CSSF Workshop in the summer of 2007 I outlined a SF alternate history story involving Nicola Tesla. I have a fascination with Tesla and wanted to do something challenging with that. I started writing the story around the beginning of October (pre-spreadsheet) and finished it on Saturday. The handwritten first draft ended up around 6,300 words, just 100 words shy of my original estimate. I’m pretty pleased by how it’s shaping up. I’m going to sit on it for a few weeks before typing it up and beginning the revision process.

I started work on my story for the Footprints anthology. Nothing like waiting until the end of the submission deadline to get a story ready. The guidelines are fairly narrow and it took a while for an idea to develop. I’ll be spending the next few weeks getting this story up to snuff before the deadline on November 15th.

Posted in: uncategorized , writing
October 13

“Bring it on”, said the tortoise to the hare. (Stonetable) by Adam

I’ve been doing fairly well with my writing schedule. I’ve managed to write every day this week, and all but two days for the month. My pace is slower than I’d like, averaging just under 300 words/day but the key is consistency, not speed.

I’ve been mostly writing in bursts at the end of the day. I’m going to try splitting up my sessions throughout the day — morning, lunch, after work, and late evening. I seem to really hit my stride late in the day so I don’t know if this will be productive or not. One way to find out.

My Tesla story, “Man out of Time”, is at 3,500 words now and at the halfway point. I expect to wrap this up somewhere around 7,000 words, which will make it one of my longer story to date. I should have the first draft finished this week.

The Footprints anthology, edited by Jay Lake and Eric T. Reynolds is open for submissions until November 15th, 2008. The guidelines for this are a little restrictive, clarifying that the human race is gone and the explorers that find out footprints on the moon are not our descendants. This should make for an interesting mix of stories when it’s finished. I have a pretty solid plan for the story I want to write for this. I’ll be starting on this one shortly.

New artwork for the Byzarium Flash Fiction contest has been posted. The image is, as usual, beautiful. The deadline is November 16th. I’m noodling on a few ideas for this one. My last submission to the contest turned out to be a bigger idea than could fit in 500 words — one worth exploring in a longer draft down the road. I’ll probably put something together for this month’s image and see what sticks.

Posted in: contests , uncategorized , writing
October 7

Punkie does a rant for ruby_stevens (Punkadyne Labs (Punkwalrus))

This rant was embellished by me because of a comment left here:

They say that youth is wasted on the young, and that's not just for old fogeys anymore. When I grew up, I felt that being young was a kind of assumption and right, not a privilege. It still amazes me that even at age 25, how much of a difference there is between me and the sea of whiny brats that crawl from their primordial High School youth like grunion, except with more spawning. I have spent a quarter of a century breathing oxygen, and sometimes I wonder if, when I was 7, and these kids were born, whether there was a new medical regulation to drop infants on their heads.

College was a waste to me at 18, a disaster I'd rather not go into because sometimes I still get cold sweats and keeps my therapist on speed dial. College reminded me of why I hated high school, and how I felt somehow this would be different, but I lacked the experience to understand why I was there. So I left in a fit of defeat that would have soured an entire vineyard of grapes. "I don't need this," I said. No, I didn't *deserve* this! But *deserving* had a double meaning I was not prepared to accept until some years later I realized the guy in the White House was no better than the frat boys who bring in kegs of beer to a Christian picnic. In the 7 years hense, I have been prividged to the underbelly of the lowbrow uneducated employment sector which sucks so hard, it creates a false vacuum, sucking everything into its event horizon until the light of daily joy can't even escape. In those gruelling years, it finally dawned on me that school was for learning something valuable, and not something you did "in between" the better parts of your life. Suddenly, I understood what it meant to think beyond a week what "investing the future" meant. So I sucked in my gut and went back hoping for some 1910 version of college where people still wore sweaters and chewed on pipes.

Instead I was to be reminded of part of the reason I left: 80% of the student body were morons. In seven years, I have learned a better long term strategy, like "will I have a job next week that doesn't require a uniform I had to order from a catalog and still be grateful?" and "You know, I will tired of that new XBox game before those bananas on my counter turn yellow. Why don't I spent the $60 on some education?" Was I this stupid? Surely not. Anyway, it was academic. I didn't have to face teenagers in 7 years, and now I was surrounded by them.

I should be sympathetic to the majority of the students, since at 18, I was also a bit daft. Indeed, maybe if I had prepared for this, I would not have been blindsided by the type of people who think wearing flip flops to a wedding was not a big deal. But it came all too sudden when I was desperate to pass a class, and was hindered by a dozen students all chatting over Facebook and acting like the professor was no louder a background noise than a neighbor's boom box playing while he mows the lawn. I find that being the first one, nay, the ONLY one to raise his hand most of the time gets rolled eyes that my father would have slapped me for if I did them at the dinner table.

I am tried of finding my "study group" consists of people too hungover to study, and text one another over cell phones I couldn't afford on my currently weakened salary. I am tired of knowing that these kids will always have a parent to bail them out, and the only thing that bailed me out was a loose hiring standard by a workforce with turnovers so high, it resembled a Dutch bakery. While half my casual wear consists of clothing I have owned since the logos on them were long since retired, I watch these trend lemmings buy the latest Old Navy tripe that they only soil with vomit from their latest drinking binge like Kamikaze pilots trying to outdo one another.

And what's with the drinking? What I have found is that while getting shitfaced makes you a rebellious spirit before the age of 21, afterwards it makes you an alcoholic. I see no difference. I drank to escape, what do these kids drink for? To avoid realizing the Jonas Brothers make terrible, corn-fed, industry whitewash that turned the rhythm and blues into a Disney TV special? Maybe they drink because it delays the realization that childhood was over a long time ago, but they were too busy blogging about Brittany Spears to notice. Fuck, sometimes I drink to forget that. But no, they don't know why they drink. "It's fun!" says a girl who more protein strands in her hair that a fish hatchery egg tank. Her face covered in MAC makeup, accented with eyeliner she learned from a Bratz doll, smiles with the type of grin normally reserved for retarded children who get cookies for lunch today. She doesn't remember how those nude photos of her ended up in MySpace, but any popularity is good, right Betsy Lou Whore?

I used to wonder what brain dead orangutans used to make company decisions at all my former menial jobs. Who decided to send me to a 2 hour seminar called "Who Moved My Cheese?" Why did I have to advertise specials that nobody wanted to eat, and endure the abuse that wearing a polyester uniform that smelled of fry grease and broken dreams could bring? What marketing department attached our company to a failed 3-D animated abortion of a film that left the theaters quicker than diarrhea leaves a goat? And who made the "straight to DVD sequel?"

Oh. It's these kids. Who on graduation day will blink stupidly in the sunlight, trusting the career advice of a guy who couldn't do better with his life than "career counselor," and joining the workforce as middle management and making MY life hell right now.

So as I go past the quads, feeling more out of place than ever, I feel a mixture of angst and futility, praying to God that I will find someone more mature than a preteen hopped up on snack cakes to help me graduate.


Ruby, I hope you make it. You fight the good fight, and college graduation is totally worth it. You have my deepest respect. Posted in: rant , writing

Punkie rewrites your rant (Punkadyne Labs (Punkwalrus))

Have you wanted to rant about something, but felt it was too mundane a story, or you're just not good at stories? Maybe you are really angry, but lack the ability to express your rage in a mixture of humor and angst that you feel my writing can accomplish.

Here's your chance.

1. Post your version of your story in the comments section. Explain why you think I need to rewrite it. The more descriptive the better, including side thoughts and the environment surrounding the incident. Links to public blog entries are fine.

2. Tell me if you want it vulgar, mildly suggestive, or avoiding vulgarty altogether. Vulgar will have violence, swearing, scatological references, and sexually inappropriate suggestions. Mildly suggestive will be less so, but possibly implicit. No vulgarity will avoid all swearing and sexual statements. No direct threats will be used.

3. I reserve the right to embellish the story to the point of mild inaccuracy, but I will keep my exaggerations within the confines of the essential plot. I will also post them publicly, so you may want to leave out real names or inciriminating events if you care about such things.

4. If I get a lot of stories, I may only do a handful of them. Don't be offended if you don't get picked.

This entry was based on the fact I am doing a lot of "wiating for an install" moments at work, plus the fact I did this on another board for someone else and it was cathartic. And I need the writing exercise. Posted in: rants , writing
October 3

Back in the saddle; this leather is suprisingly comfortable. (Stonetable) by Adam

September was a difficult month. Fall allergies raged out of control. Legal wrangling related to the divorce and financial stress made sleep a challenge. T minus 30 days and counting.

I’ve been thinking about writing but not actually getting any done. September broke my 2008 streak of one new first draft per month. Sitting down with enough energy to concentrate and be creative wasn’t happening. I thought about writing. I read. I highly recommend The Savage Humanists, edited by Fiona Kelleghan.


“The Savage Humanists” (Red Deer Press)

I also, finally, read Watchmen. Yes, I admit it. I have never read it before now. I’ll probably have more to say about it another time. I’ll just acknowledge that I understand why so many people were moved by it. The movie is coming out in 2009 (pending the ongoing legal battle with Fox).


“Watchmen” (Alan Moore)

I am fairly disorganized and I have a difficult time being productive when my work environment is cluttered. Quite the oxymoron, I know. I write my first (and sometimes second) drafts longhand. I was doing it all in one notebook and flipping back and forth was getting both tedious and ultimately brain-melting. I picked up a couple new spiral notebooks and last night, for the first time in weeks, I got words out. Just shy of a thousand words on the Tesla alt. history story that’s been kicking around since last year’s workshop.

Things aren’t looking any easier in the foreseeable future. October is going to be a busy month. I’ll be attempting to blog on a more regular basis as well as catch up on my writing goals for the year. Final preparation for D-Day, which involves refinancing the house, is ongoing. Then, literally as soon as I’m done at court it’s off to New York City for a tradeshow. NaNoWriMo is also in November. I won’t be officially participating; instead I’ll be attempting to write 50,000 words worth of short story.

Posted in: life , reading , uncategorized , writing

Another childhood memory that bugs me (Punkadyne Labs (Punkwalrus))

So, one of the things I started doing early on was counsel younger kids. In 6th grade, I was part of a program to help 1st graders in learning how to read. One of these exercises we did was a "creative writing" class that was merged with my 6th grade class because my teacher thought it was a good idea for extra credit. A few students joined me and the other "peer counselors" for getting a bunch of 1st graders to write a story.

Early on, I knew the value of a creative work to its writer. Thus, when I got assigned "Travis," I sat with him for about half a day, helping him write. Travis was obsessed with the Hulk. I didn't read comics much, but I knew who the Hulk was and what he was famous for. So I helped Travis with his story about the Hulk. I knew he was only about 6, so the while the story was simple, the only editing I did was to flesh out the sentences. The story went something like:

One day the Hulk was angry. He got so angry, that he punched down a building. Then he punched a giant dinosaur. Then he punched himself to the moon. Te got very lonely on the moon, so he punched himself back to earth. Then he ate cake. Then end.

I forgot the actual text, but that's the gist of the style. Typical first male grader, whom I remember was obsessed with the Hulk's ability to punch. I recall the ending about cake was kind of funny in a nonsensical way, like how Monty Python would end a skit. We had a good laugh about that when I explained how humor worked, so we kept it in after a few other suggestions, among which involved toilets (again, a boy). I thought we did a good job, and Travis provided illustrations. In general, we had a really good time, and later on Travis would still wave and talk to me even when I was 18, walking home from a D&D; game.

But our story was not well received. The first indication something was going wrong were the other stories. There was one girl who had a story like this:

When I was a younger woman, I would wile away the days of my youth in a field of daisies. Father was ever so strict, but I always managed to find more time outside on the moors than I spent inside with my studies.

It was a fine spring day when I realized that my horse could communicate with me. Her long mane would gently flow in the late afternoon breeze and as I rode her bareback, I felt I could carouse her simple thoughts and understand the equine nature of philosophy as it applied to my life which would prove to be so far much longer than hers. Oh, to have those days again!


Okay, it probably wasn't THAT sophisticated, but that's how it felt. My first thought was, "That's not how a first grader would write! Obviously, the bored little girl behind her had a story about a talking horse, and you managed to pad it out to three pages of that fluff." I recall even to this day the elements of, "Why would a 6 year old reminisce about her youth?" and how many stories from girls were about horses.

The next story was more of the same. And all the little kids looked really bored because they had to sit through 10-15 minute stories that were obviously not their own. I wondered just how much of it they wrote, and I felt like they had been gypped. Sadly, when mine came up, it was all of a minute, with pictures, and followed by silence. Luckily, Travis was too into his story being read to get subtle clues like awkward silence.

I got a C.

The reasoning that was given to me was that I had not "spent a lot of time helping him," (come on, 3 hours is a LONG time for a 6 year old's attention span), using already invented characters was a cheap shortcut, and how the story was rather immature. I had the rebuttal, "I was told the assignment was to help him write a story, not take his plot and write my own." I was told that it was not the spirit of the writing exercise; it was a writing exercise for me.

"Then why was it extra credit for volunteering?" I asked. "I was the one who brought the program to you, this is what our group always did."

Silence. I got upgraded to a C+ for my efforts, with a hinted warning that it was just extra credit anyway.

"Aw, heck," as my friend Neal would say at the time.

I don't know why this still bothers me. But I feel I still did the right thing, because Travis had a great time and stayed friendly to me until I left McLean some 6 years later. I don't know whatever happened to him, but if anyone who grew up ion McLean knew a Travis who lived on Southridge near Great Falls, I'd like to know. He'd be about 33 now. Posted in: childhood , writing
September 7

A film noire moment (Punkadyne Labs (Punkwalrus))

While doing a writing exercise, I determined the following levels of desolation of a single person:

Sad: Listening to classic Edith Piaf alone in your apartment kitchen.
Depressing: Listening to classic Edith Piaf alone in your apartment kitchen on your 30th birthday.
Pathetic: Then blowing out a candle in a stale Hostess cupcake, and breaking down in tears.

No, I am not depressed or alone, my birthday is in November, but I like Edith's work even though I recognize her nostalgic weepiness. In fact, this seemed so over-the-top depressing, I couldn't help but share in the dark humor of it. Posted in: edith piaf , writing
August 9

Return to Luna - the results are in! (Stonetable) by Adam

The winners were announced earlier today at WorldCon.

My story, Misdirected, is one of the winners!

Posted in: contests , uncategorized , writing
August 4

Contests and Anthologies (Stonetable) by Adam

The Weird Tales Spam contest is now closed to submissions. They received 150 submissions, and the winners will be announced on Saturday at WorldCon. The winners of the Return to Luna contest will also be announced on Saturday at 4PM, also at WorldCon. We aren’t able to make the trip to Denver this year but I’ll be keeping an eye out for both announcements. I have a horse in both races.

This was a busy weekend for announcements. Two new contests and two new anthologies are on the horizon, all of which have peaked my interest. Details are below.

Shroud Magazine is holding a Halloween haiku horror contest. Better hurry, though. The deadline is August 8th.

Byzarium announced their latest Flash Fiction contest. The prompt for the contest is “Rebuilding” by Kiriko Moth. It’s a fabulous piece of art and should provide for some interesting stories.

John Joseph Adams, assistant editor of F&SF and editor of several of the anthologies on my bookshelf, has announced his latest project: Federations.

From Star Trek to Star Wars, from Dune to Foundation, science fiction has a rich history of exploring the idea of vast intergalactic societies, and the challenges facing those living in or trying to manage such societies. The stories in Federations will continue that tradition.

I’m fairly excited about this anthology. I have a few ideas bouncing around my head that may fit the theme. The reading period opens on November 1st and ends January 1st, 2009.

Hadley Rille Books has announced Footprints, an anthology to be edited by Jay Lake and Eric T. Reynolds.

Long after our species and all its works have turned to dust, the moon landing sites will still show evidence of our time here on Earth. Imagine future explorers from among the stars interpreting that. The astronauts’ footprints should last longer than the fossils in the Olduvai Gorge have.

Posted in: contests , uncategorized , writing
July 27

Weird Tales contest (Stonetable) by Adam

Via Cat Rambo, Weird Tales is having a flash fiction contest.

You’ve seen the latest wave of spam — you know, the faux outrageous news headlines: “Osama trains goats for tactical bombing.” “Laika the Russian space dog returns to Earth.” “Children admit to being little shits: Video.” Isn’t it a shame the headline is all we get? So here at Weird Tales we’re inviting YOU to turn this spam into… um… spam-ade!

Write a story under 500 words inspired by spam. If you need some inspiration, I’ve collected spam from a few friends and collated it here. I’ve filtered out some of the noise, like foreign character sets and some of the duplicates, but be warned that there is still a good deal of mature language.

Posted in: uncategorized , writing

It’s life, but not as we know it. (Stonetable) by Adam

Work continues to dominate the majority of my free time. We’re in the market to hire another solid PHP programmer. If you know of any, send them my way.

On the personal front, the legal process continues to unfold. Lots of communication back and forth with the divorce lawyer, working out details on a possible settlement. It would be nice if we reach a fair agreement and get off this roller coaster. We’ll go to trial if we must, even if it takes another six or nine months to get to a fair outcome, but I hope cooler heads and reason will prevail.

Things around the homestead of been mostly quiet of late. We celebrated my 33rd birthday last week. Some nagging allergy-related health issues have slowed me down a lot. On top of the usual sinus issues, I’m fighting inflammations in both ears. After dealing with a daily diet of Allegra D for more than a year, I think it’s time to see a specialist and get to the bottom of things.

Writing is slow but steady. I have several stories under revision and a few others in varied states of completion. I feel good about the writing I’m getting done. I just wish it were getting done faster. It’s been a year since the Jim Gunn workshop and I can see the progress I’ve made since then. Now I need to push through, editing to the best of my ability, and get these stories back out the door.
I’ve had good days and bad days, but time goes on and on and on. It’s easy to get disheartened by the weight of stress and frustration, the slow writing progress and the everyday pangs of life. One foot after the other, with an occasional glance over your shoulder to see where you’ve been. There ain’t no way out but through.

Posted in: life , uncategorized , writing
June 20

More writing (Punkadyne Labs (Punkwalrus))

Yesterday, I spent a fair amount of time writing. I am continuing to write about those two girls who were attacked by space pirates. I have to think of a better title, but now the working title is "Eliza and Essar."

The names I got from Eliza, the old computer psychology emulator from the 1970s, and Essar was the name of a character in another unfinished sci-fi story I wrote called, "Essar and the Cayman." Basically the premise of this story has been fleshed out with a beginning, middle, and end, so that means a full plot has formed despite the fact the writing seems automatic.

I can't seem to stop until I am physically spent.

So far, the premise is two cargo ship employees, a captain and her navigator, are attacked by space pirates (a title that needs to change), and while they are rescued, the company they work for charges them with theft. The captain is a scandalous woman, like a female Han Solo, but far nastier and sarcastic. She is illegally smuggling on a company ship. Essar is the disowned, goody-two-shoes daughter of a family that owns a huge fuel empire on Earth, but also one of the best pilots ever to fly space craft. However, the fact she's a woman means she rarely gets promoted in the cargo shipping industry, bringing sexism into the 25th century. The story really got interesting when Eliza is sent to a corporate prison for theft, smuggling, and costing the company a lot of money, and Essar gets framed for murder. And that happens after just a few chapters.

I thought about the motivations and the plot premise in a strange moment of brilliance AI had while taking an ordinary shower. "Of course," I said, "what else would keep such an unlikely pair together?" No, they are not lesbians.

Man, I hope I finish this piece. Posted in: writing
June 18

More thoughts on spelling (Punkadyne Labs (Punkwalrus))

That entry on soiree (and it did occur to me it was an excuse for a party, but am not a fan of formal parties, and besides, my house is a real mess) reminded me of this weird way I have of spelling things. I had a "reading teacher" named Ms. Reed (really) in elementary school. Twice a week during 3rd and 4th grade, I'd go to her class for an hour or so, and she'd try and work on my dyslexia and motor control problems. Ms. Reed was pretty awesome. She had all kinds of tricks I still use to this day, and I am pretty sure this is one of them.

"There are two ways to pronounce a word," she said. "The right way, and the way it's spelled."

For example, "people," in my head is "pee-ope-pul" when I spell it. With "soiree," I am trying to remember it as "soy-er-ee," although that's not going to help as much because I might have issues with spelling it "soriee," which is close enough in "shape" as "soiree." Yes, long, long ago I learned that reading is done by shape, even though it's been a "recent Internet discovery." Basically, when we read, we don't spell it out, we start to recognize the essential pattern and shape, especially if it's a word you read a lot. It's funny, it become almost like a pictograph language this way. For those who don't know what I am talking about, here's an example. I bet you can read this at a casual glance:

"Dycelsixs liek Punike ofetn ejnoy lnkinig to Wekipdiia artllces"

It's because even though the letters are scrambled, the "shape" stayed the same. Had I done this:

"Slydexsic keil Nukpie nefto joeny ginnilk ot Iawipkide lesartic."

You would have had a much harder time, unless you were a Martian, and then you would have been really insulted about what I compared your mother to. Even though both examples scramble the letters, the "shape" stays the same in the first example.

The trouble with me is that I often misspell when I type, and thank God for spell checkers, but a lot gets under my radar. Words like "soiree," which seem like a nonsensical arrangement of letters, will constantly get misspelled. I have that trouble with "medieval" and "Kieran," for example.

Ah well... Posted in: spelling , writing
June 11

2008 PARSEC SF&F Short Story Contest Results (Stonetable) by Adam

The PARSEC Science Fiction & Fantasy Short Story Contest results are in for 2008, at least unofficially. I received my letter today.

There were 89 valid entries this year, of which twenty-one were read by the screeners and twelve passed along to the final judges. My story The Dwarves of Iron Hammer was one of the twenty-one that ultimately fell short of the final round.

The rejection included some wonderful feedback from the screeners. They had no problem with the writing but the story fell short on plot and story arc, and the ending was a bit weak.

…the shallowness of the plot sank an otherwise acceptable story

I’m a bit embarrassed to admit just how close to the deadline I started my story. Even so, I think I’m on the right track. I think the screener’s comments were right on the mark. The lack of world building and the rush to finish the story for the deadline hurt the story as a whole. I’m going to sit down and see if I can fix the plot issues and take the story from acceptable to something remarkable.

Congratulations to the winners and good luck elsewhere to the rest!

Posted in: uncategorized , writing
June 3

I want to write more. Do more. Hack more. Learn more. So I gotta read less. (Tiny Screenfuls (JoshB)) by Josh Bancroft

There aren’t enough hours in the day. I’ve been trying to juggle several side projects, plus all the stuff I have to do at work, plus all of our family stuff which is ramping up for summertime, and still keep up with all of my sources of information crack - RSS feeds, Twitter, books, etc. And it’s not working. A couple of things are crashing down around my ears. Something has to give.

I read a LOT. I used to be subscribed to over 1500 RSS feeds. That was WAY too many. About a year ago, I cut it down to around 500 feeds or so. But that was around the same time that Twitter really exploded in my life, proving itself invaluable for not only connecting and talking with people, but as the fastest conduit for breaking news, the most efficient source for answers to questions, and general serendipitous gems of things that were interesting and made me smarter. So I think the overall level of information overload stayed about the same.

Today, I decided action was needed. Drastic action, maybe. So I went and pruned my Google Reader feed subscriptions down to around 250 - I cut them in half. I have a pretty structured system for organizing feeds into various attention tiers (which I really should write about one of these days, but I haven’t had time - see my problem!? ;-) ). But even that wasn’t enough. So, after backing up my OPML, I got out the machete. Chop chop!

I feel pretty good about what I have left. I have a serious disorder - FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). I’m always afraid that something cool or interesting or significant is going to happen, and I’m not going to be among the first to know about it! I had to battle that tendency, and be ruthless about what I really needed to keep in my aggregator, and what I could get rid of. We’ll see how it works out.

I pacified my FOMO by reminding myself how effective tools like Twitter, TechMeme, and Digg are at letting the interesting/cool stuff bubble to the top. A few years ago, there really wasn’t anything like them that information addicts like myself could rely on. Now that they’ve matured into what they are today, I’m more comfortable relying on them, and not needing to subscribe to the many, many sources of news myself. It was funny and ironic to tell myself “I don’t need to subscribe to that feed. I’ll just go to the site if I want to see what’s new.” Me, Mister Orange RSS Shoes, lives in his aggregator, etc. You can laugh now if you want. ;-)

Anyway, I hope to force myself to have more time to write (long form, as in blog posts, and maybe other stuff - 140 character microposts on Twitter don’t really count as writing!), and work on some side projects. I’ve been getting the itch to do more programming and hacking. I want to sit down and teach myself Python, or PHP, or build something cool on Google App Engine or Amazon EC2 or something. Create. Build. Hack. Teach. Do.

And as much as I love reading, something’s gotta give, so we’ll see how long I can last on this feed diet…

Posted in: blog , feeds , informationoverload , projects , reader , rss , timemanagement , writing
May 24

Quietly influential (rianjs.net (Hanser)) by Rian

I chuckle every now and again when I see the MSM reporting on blogs. The usual suspects almost always turn up: TechCrunch, the HuffPo, GigaOM, BuzzMachine — as well as a smattering of the hot blogs du jour. This time it was Steve Rubel's MicroPersuasion and Passive Aggressive Notes.

I must confess some incredulity, because I have never seen Ars Technica mentioned in a story that focuses specifically on blogs. This despite being relegated to merely a "blog" (albeit acknowledged as an influential one) most of the time by the mainstream media when they reference a story that Ars breaks.

Now, the HuffPo is a huge website. Probably a little bigger than Ars with 5.7M unique readers per month. TechCrunch is markedly smaller, and GigaOM is smaller still (1.37M pageviews/month or so).

It makes me wonder why these particular blogs are chosen. Is it because the stories about blogs are by their nature more noise than substance? Indeed these stories are often widely hyped when they hit and will make their way around the 'sphere several times before disappearing like yesterday's newspaper. (The blogosphere echochamber at its finest.) Ars seems to be anti-hype most of the time. It's been known to take a somewhat dim and sometimes even contrarian view to what's hot in the blogosphere this week — "The Cloud!", death by blogging! — if indeed what the blogosphere is focusing on this week is even worth talking about at all. (Usually it's not.)

So here are some sites that Business Week may want to think about including, because these sites are the real movers and shakers in the Internet publishing world. This list is by no means comprehensive, and I make no comments about their content or quality of the sites, only their size. This list isn't sorted in any meaningful way:

For comparison, TechCrunch sits at ~7.5M pageviews per month, and Ars Technica sits at ~30M.

Posted in: ars technica , blogging , blogs , business , culture , new media , technology , writing
May 20

To the Moon (Stonetable) by Adam

I’m making fine progress on my Return to Luna story. It’s not exactly going the way I intended but I’m not unhappy with the results. I’m around 1,600 words in (guesstimate since my first drafts are hand-written) and I suspect I’ll come in close to the 4,000 word limit, if not a little over. This story is a departure from anything I’ve written before. It feels good to stretch beyond the familiar.

My original idea is still rattling around and bugging me enough that I’ll probably tackle that one next.

Posted in: uncategorized , writing
May 17

Scratching away (Stonetable) by Adam

Writing:

It’s been all but impossible to do any writing this past week. The day job has been out of control. I worked close to eighty hours. I did manage to sneak in the research I needed to do for my Return to Luna story.

No plans for the weekend, other than mowing the lawn, watching the hockey playoffs and writing. I should be able to finish most if not all of this first draft.

Submissions:

I have four stories out right now, in limbo ranging from ten to thirty-five days. Three to markets I’ve never submitted to before.

I’m a little concerned about my submission to Andromeda Spaceways (ASIM). I’ve heard nothing but positive things about their submission process. Tracking numbers are sent to authors within a week of receiving the submission and you can track your story through the three round reading process.

After thirty-five days I have not received a tracking number nor a response to my query (sent per their guidelines). I know of at least one other person having the same experience. Their submission tracking page hasn’t been updated in more than a month. The only sign of movement came yesterday, with a reported response on Duotrope after a one month lag. I’m still holding out hope that they are just very behind.

Posted in: uncategorized , writing
May 14

Astronomers Discover Elusive Object (Stonetable) by Adam

NASA is holding a press conference tomorrow afternoon to announce the discovery of an object that astronomers have been hunting for more than fifty years. I’ve seen some wild speculation, ranging from a black hole to evidence of life on Mars. Whatever it is, though, I swear that I had nothing to do with it.
Posted in: science , uncategorized , writing
May 13

Steampunk (Stonetable) by Adam

My copy of Steampunk, the anthology of Steampunk short storiesedited by Ann & Jeff Vandermeer arrived today. I've mentioned it before, but Thursday is the last day you can order it directly from Ann & Jeff complete with personalized Zepplins!

The table of contents is impressive: [info]jaylake, Michael Chablon, Ted Chiang, Michael Moorcock, Neal Stephenson, and Paul Di Filippo are just some of the contributors. Fifteen stories, plus an introduction to the roots of Steampunk for just $12. Go buy a copy or two. You'll thank me later.

Personally, I've been interested in the steampunk theme for a while. The story I wrote for PARSEC was inspired by it. I am not well-read enough in the field for my liking so I am especially pleased to have a copy of the anthology in my eager little hands. Posted in: reading , steampunk , writing
May 2

Tirpy (Stonetable) by Adam

Tired, but happy.

Stopped off at a Barnes and Noble before seeing Iron Man tonight. Not only did we find copies of Weird Tales and Apex Digest (both difficult to find in stores, in my experience) but we saw the Steampunk anthology edited by Jeff & Ann Vandermeer, which was released today, in the wild.

No writing done today, but I’m down to the last scene rewrite for my Sword and Sorceress submission. I expect that to be ready by the end of the weekend.

Posted in: reading , uncategorized , writing

Tirpy (Stonetable) by Adam

Tired, but happy. Stopped off at a Barnes and Noble before seeing Iron Man tonight. Not only did we find copies of Weird Tales and Apex Digest (both difficult to find in stores, in my experience) but we saw the Steampunk anthology edited by Jeff & Ann Vandermeer, which was released today, in the wild. No writing done today, but I'm down to the last scene rewrite for my Sword and Sorceress submission. I expect that to be ready by the end of the weekend. Posted in: reading , writing
April 30

That’s Just How I Roll (Stonetable) by Adam

My first published story, a flash fiction piece titled That's Just How I Roll, is now available in the May Issue of Static Movement.

Read it, print, frame and hang it on your wall, share it with friends and family, etc. Enjoy.

Posted in: flash , writing
April 26

Even more fiction: Genna the MRSA (Punkadyne Labs (Punkwalrus))

I did some science fiction the other day. I cleaned it up some, but there's bound to be some errors and shortcuts because I didn't want to spend time thinking up creative names. The biggest problem I have is I start interesting stories, and then get bored and distracted.
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Deck Officer Gern Blanston quickly yet methodically walked down several flights of metal stairs from the operations center. In his pocket, he arranged the scanning device for the 4th time out of reassurance than once he went to deck number 5, he would be able to turn it on discretely.

As he turned away from the tower base of the operations center, the ships that he just peered down at just a minute ago now towered over him. The deck was full for the next few weeks. Many of the older craft not ready to be retired were being refitted with some of the newer weapons and computer guidance systems. Almost all of them were "hard docked," or resting on metal suspension struts rather than relying on any of their antigravity to hold them in place.

As he made his way down some of the iron pathways, he passed by dozens of small MRSA workers, and scurrying this way and that for whatever tasks they had been assigned. There were more of these organic bots than humans on deck 70, mostly due to the dangerous work that had been done in the last few days. Gern did not like MRSAs. The Maintenance Robotic Ship Assistants reminded him of children, and he didn't care for any children, including his own, which were safely kept away in a military academy in another planetary system. Of course, MRSAs were designed to look like children, party because their small size allowed them to access parts of the ships that humans had trouble fitting in, but they found that humans related better to children in general (Gern being one of the rare exceptions). They were both comforting and easy to command, which was ironically unlike real human children in most ways, Gern concluded. Yet most workers found their presence soothing and were pleased at their ability to take commands; more importantly, correctly interpret the commands unlike most simpler bots who would take commands literally. So Gern endured these waist-sized organic bots, avoiding eye contact they were programmed to have so that they were easily addressed by superiors. Despite the blinking algorithm they were supposed to have, Gern always thought they had a blank, doll-like stare.

As he turned to approach Deck 5, part of his spine shuddered at the ship docked there. Unlike the green steel walls of the war ships, bedecked with a layer of self-repairing nanobotic skin, the ship was far smaller, lumpy, and didn't fit well in the metal suspension so it was leaning to one side. It was also the most annoying shade of bright yellow.

Gern approached the ship, and found the MRSA of the owner standing near an access panel. Unlike the disciplined military types that put their MRSA's in harm's way while they gave commands from the outside, this MRSA was giving tools to the figure behind the panel. The figure was the captain of this wayward vessel, a certain Nickelous Heathers, who preferred to be called "Nick."

"Civilian Nickelous Heathers?" addressed Gern. There was no reply, so Gern tried harder with more discipline in his voice. "Civilian Nickelous Heathers???"

"Nick is busy, can I help you?" said the MRSA.

Gern bristled. Unlike the MRSAs on the deck, this one addressed him with a passive aggressive tone. Also, this MRSA was dressed like a girl. Whereas all of her fellow organic bots wore the same gray jumpsuit with the deck number emblazoned on the front and back, this MRSA was wearing a pink shirt, a jean skirt, and bright yellow sneakers with mismatched socks. Instead of the regulation black hair that covered the MRSA head like a small helmet, this MRSA had bright red hair that jutted out with two sharp pony tails. her face was dotted with a few small freckles, and gave the appearance of a toy. But the thing that was most alarming was that she had a greater range of facial expression, and seemed far more aware of herself than any MRSA had a right to be.

"I am addressing Civilian Nickelous Heathers--"

The MRSA frowned. "He is BUSY, sir, and one would think that was obvious from the fact he's behind a guidance systems panel. Please return at a more convenient time."

Gern was stymied. He had never had the need to yell at an MRSA, or to give them a second chance to accept an order, because MRSAs never disobeyed orders of any deck crew. So he found himself at quite a loss with this new situation. It seemed like ever since they gave this civilian access to their deck, things were starting to fall apart.

"Civilian Nickelous Heathers needs to come out from behind the panel. Perhaps you should be behind the panel!"

But the second after that rolled from his mouth, he realized that the MRSA didn't care, didn't take orders from him, and there was nothing Gern could do about it. And he was certain the other MRSAs were watching the situation. Slowly plotting, maybe, to kill him in his bunk. He pictured himself grabbing the MRSA from behind, and tossing her off the deck railing to a several thousand foot plunge to the waste reclaiming pits below. The last thing he would see would be her doll-like stare looking surprised for a second.

"I'll be out in a second, sir," said a voice from behind the panel. "Stop giving Genna a hard time, eh?"

The captain had even named her--er, it. How repulsive, Gern thought, as his face wrinkled. So he waited. And waited. As each second dragged out to a minute, he wondered what his superior officers, the same ones that sent him down here, were saying. Did they think he was handling this badly? He had no authority over a civilian, and even if he could kill the pair and claim it was an accident, this civilian had some very interesting clearance. Gern looked at the red mark on the clipboard he was hanging onto.

"What's going on down there?" barked a command into his left ear. Gern startled so badly, he peed a little. he had forgotten he turned his earpiece on, and didn't conduct a volume test before he came down to the deck.

"The civilian is stuck behind... er, an access panel, and will be coming out... soon." Gern said in the back of his throat. Due to the constant noise of the deck, often speaking into a microphone was pointless, so all the deck crew had vibration sensors that picked up their voices thought vibrations in their jaw and back of the throat.

The MRSA... Genna... looked at Gern and almost seemed to smirk. That's when Gern remembered the scanner in his pocket. When she looked away, he turned it on. He heard his earpiece crackle slightly as it scanned him as well.

After another long agonizing set of minutes, Civilian Nickelous Heathers, aka "Captain Nick," slid out from the access panel, covered in dust spots and wire clippings. Nick looked at his MRSA and seemed to give it a subtle nod, and Gern assumed they also spoke to one another off a bone-conducting mic. Except the MRSA, who probably just conducted it via electronic signal.

"Deck Officer Gern Blanston," Nick addressed the officer as he stood up. "What do I owe the pleasure?"

That's when Gern realized he had nothing to say. He had only be asked to "go and see what's going on down there" by one of his superiors, and the other had given him the scanning device. He floundered for a second, and then said, "We need this deck for an emergency docking, and wonder how soon you can move?" That was a total lie of course, but it was the only thing Gern could think of. He thought if he moved out, they could give priority to one of the older ships to move into deck 5. Make it look real. Gern suddenly realized how stupid this all was, and wondered what he could delay with more to make sure the scan is complete.

"I should be able to go after I repair the guidance system, restock on some supplies... and ... I guess get a decent shower."

"I do not recall such a requisit--"

Nick held up his hand, to Gern's surprise, he stopped. "I have Terran clearance. I am bound by some of the same courtesy laws as you are. You are required to stock my supplies and provide me with at least one day's rest. Simple as that. Besides, I want to trade with some of the workers."

"I am aware of your clearance, Civilian Nickelous Heathers. I am aware of the courtesy laws, how--"

Nick again held up his hand. "Be calm. Genna and I will not stay any longer than necessary. Tell your superiors I estimate 24-36 hours of time."

"Thirty si--" started Gern, but Nick lay back down and Genna helped him scoot under the ship. With nothing more to do but look flustered, Officer Gern returned to the tower.

"Captain Nick," Genna said through the communicator, "you were right, they scanned us."

"I told you," Nick said back, re-coupling a panel and turning it back on. It gave off a reassuring blue glow. "They are so curious about our clearance. They want to know why someone from a Terran class, a contractor no less, would be sent here. It will keep them on their toes, and give us the time we need to get fixed and get out of here."

"How long before they realize the ID was false?"

"The last place we did this at still thinks we're a top level clearance, remember?"

Genna paused. "This is true. Years of time never flagged us. However, this is a mega class maintenance ship. In a war. Next to a war zone. You would think--"

"Genna. Try not to think so much."

"But I was reprogrammed to--"

"Yes, you were. And you have done very well. But this part where you worry is a human trait I wish you had not developed."

Genna paused again. Nick liked to think he could hear the nano-circuitry moving and rewiring itself. It probably sounded like tall grass moving in a breeze. He felt badly about Genna. She had no idea what she had been reprogrammed to do, and unlike a standard issue MRSA, she had an awareness of her own mortality that superseded the normal programming of an MRSA unit to simply get out of the way.

"I like how I have developed," Genna said out of reflex. But Nick knew this was a reflex of self-awareness that she programmed, no, learned herself. It had its roots in an MRSA's ability to learn new tasks, but she had applied them to her own sense of self; something that would have recently taken an MRSA down as the circuits to prevent logic loops would have rendered the unit for scrap. Hence she was Generation New Awareness, or Gen-NA.

"I do, too. Genna... just try and stay within the normal parameters of the MRSA behavior in public. It's bad enough you decided to dress like a girl--"

"I chose this gender."

Nick sighed because now they were having the same argument again, and he wondered if this was due to Genna's artificial intelligence base or was it the same trap he always got into with women. "Why are we arguing about this again?" was a question he asked to many former girlfriends who were all human. He tried to think of something new to say, to break the loop, and force her to flex her developing brain structure.

"I love you," he said. Then he wished he hadn't. He said it out of habit when he was frustrated, because it tended to shut most women up, or at least derail them from an argument long enough to change the subject. But he really no more loved Genna than his ship, which was an awful lot, but he knew sooner or later, Genna, his ship, and every tool and construct he had ever owned would break down to the point of no repair. But to say, "I love you," to Genna was a bit risky. He could not afford to get attached, but he was unsure if she was already attached much like a human child. But what was said was said, and he was not deeply curious as to her response.

She did not answer.

After a minute of silence, Nick went back to his panel, and finished his repairs. His worry that Genna had shorted out was removed when she handed him tools, but there was no more communication for a while.

He was unconcerned about the scan, since it would show Genna was an MRSA with exactly the same balance of organic and non-organic materials as any other MRSA. In fact, her parts were mostly interchangeable with them. The only changes were some newer organic structures, some updated nanobot technology, and her brain which looked the same on a workbench, but was vastly different. The serial number they would get would be scrambled using a Terran military code; something they would be unable to trace, yet be assured its origin was unique. Yet he was pressed for time. He didn't need this delay because he had to get Genna tested before she reached a "Turing Point," the point in most AI where the robot completely breaks down.

The Turing Point had stymied all attempts at artificial intelligence ever since robots were able to be self aware. It was an unknown quantum phenomena that scientists, mathematicians, and psychologists all debated about, but no one knew the root cause. In layman's terms, it was the point of a robot's self awareness where it simply can't handle its thoughts and breaks down. And it seemed to be random. The same exact robot, when restarted, would reach the turning point at different times. Some self-aware robots could last for months, while others broke down within seconds of thought ignition. Theologians said it's was God's plan to keep humanity from the miracle of creation. Mathematicians and scientists said it was a quantum loop of some kind where self reflection lead to a "narcissistic psychosis" which with a robot's speed of calculation, was much faster than a human's. Humans didn't reach a "Turing Point" until about 80-100 years, and that process was so much slower, it was chalked up to senility, protein buildup, or a myriad of other symptoms. Many psychologists and people in human medicine still debate if that is actually the organic brain's way of breaking down its self awareness from accumulated years, but one of the first symptoms of a robot reaching the Turing point is also senility and dementia.

Luckily Genna remembered far too much, and did not seem demented in any way. In fact, she exhibited more MRSA symptoms than human ones, including the inability to dream during a rest cycle. As for her manner of dress, it was decided that she should dress differently, but quickly after she was activated, she referred to herself as a "she" and one day demanded to be dressed as a human girl. Nick, in a fit of humor, decided her hair must be a bright red and stick out like pigtails. In order to do that, he had to take her to a maintenance shop in the sex district of a nearby planet, since the only organic robots that needed superfluous modifications were prostibots. Thus started the rumors that Nick turned his MRSA into a Lolita. He didn't mind the rumors, because it turned their attention away from Genna, and kept people at a distance from Nick. But he wondered how Genna felt about it. He also wondered why she dressed as a small human child, and spent many nights debating this allegory of humanity with her, even though she didn't seem to be able to retain it all.

And thus, they had the same arguments repeatedly, which to Nick, was the same issue he had with all human women in general.

"Genna," Nick said as he cleaned up his work area. "Tell me what our status is." Now she would have to talk.

"We are at Deck 5. Three MRSAs have been tasked to watch our every move for three points around the hangar bay. In addition, the operations tower is watching us. I suspect they are related, but they scramble their frequencies far too often for me to eavesdrop.

"That's why you have been so quiet?"

"They are also monitoring our communications stream. I have scrambled the frequencies randomly and then gone back to the same frequency, a public channel, for all mundane conversations."

"Good. Good. Listen, help me out of here, and we'll get some of our goodies in the back for the men on this deck. I need to get some information while we're here, and then I am going to take a shower. You stay on the ship, and prepare for supplies. I don't want you alone outside the ship because that Gern fellow really doesn't like you or any MRSAs."

"I want to go with you."

There was that stubbornness again. Another human trait that she was picking up. Not only did she have a sense of self, but a sense of preservation. She did not want to be alone, which she once explained as "boring." But Nick suspected she knew being alone meant no help from others when needed, which was bent on her programming to look into the future at an abstract level. But this meant she assumed her programming was superior to the plans of Nick, and experience at beating Nick in games of strategy during the long hours in space helped reinforce that sense of smugness.

"I respect your choice, however, this military ship is no place for a..." did he almost say "little girl?" "... special MRSA such as yourself."

"I need to learn how you barter."

"I told you how I barter. I am going to give these men some... unissued supplies... and in exchange, they give me information, gossip, and sometimes free credits. Then we take these military supplies, and trade them later on for other things, that we trade for the same thing."

"But you never tell me how it's actually done."

"I can't have you there. It will make the men uncomfortable. Some may even..."

"You are very protective of me, and I appreciate that," Genna said sweetly.

How nice, Nick thought, she's pandering to me like I do to her.

"But if anything should happen to you," Genna continued after she felt the pause of flattery would cover some of Nick's stare, "I need to continue these skills until we reach our final destination."

Nick's heart panged. The final destination. Then Genna would leave him forever and be used to... and he dared not think the rest. It was almost a year away at this rate, and by then she'd be sick of him, and he of her. He was already feeling that "space madness" that long star travel would do to humans cramped up in a small ship. But still, in the last few months they were together, Nick had grown accustomed to her presence.

Nick shook his head. "You will learn no skills. Like Schroedinger's cat, your observation will affect the outcome of the results."

"Or not," she said, and smiled subtly. While she could smile and emote, no other MRSA was able to do so at the same range. Hers were almost human, whereas an MRSA is limited to a pleasant smile, a frown on misunderstanding, or ... well, a combination of the two. Genna could show anger and laughter, or distaste and coyness. She could pass for human as long as someone didn't talk to her. She couldn't ever pass for a human child, however, because of her developed sense of irony and sarcasm.

"MRSAs aren't allowed in the barracks, either. They have a force field to keep you out---"

"I can disable that--"

"-- and set of alarms and I'll go to jail. No, please gather my supplies and--"

"FINE!" she said, and stomped off to the ship's entrance, leaving Nick having to pull himself out of the access panel.

Meanwhile, up at the operations center tower, Gern and his supervisors watched the scene with interest. On a panel next to them was Genna's scan in comparison to an MRSA.

"She's an MRSA in form," said colonel Shiffert, head of operations at the facility, "but not in function."

"I swore we just saw her have a tantrum," said Gern. "An MRSA would have been completely sold for scrap at that point. Obliterated. The atoms scattered--"

"We are aware of your hatred towards MRSAs, Gern," said General Worthington. "They make things simpler to operate, though, and the men like 'em a lot. Best damn investment we made with a civilian contract, if you ask me. How he got one I will never know."

"They do make civilian models, sir," colonel Shiffert said as he looked up the MRSA's serial number. "This one seems to be military class, though. It's a Terran class or higher, so I can't look up her origin, but given some of these digits, I'd say she was a fairly recent model."

"I suspect think Nickelous is up to something. The whole situation smells funny to me, colonel Shiffert."

"General Worthington, sir, may I suggest something?" Gern looked hopefully up at his superior, which made the General wrinkle his nose in disgust.

"What is it, Gern?"

"General... if I may be so bold, I suspect that this MRSA is stolen. I don't think it's his, and while I know you want him ejected off this station immediately, he has requested a supply trade under Terran--"

"I told you that we do not honor Terran customs under the threat of war. We need ever supply--"

"Again, forgive me General, but maybe we can buy more time if we honor his request. Find out more about him."

"I didn't want to find out anything about him when you granted his emergency landing request! Why would I care about him now?"

"Because I think, sir, he is a smuggler."

Colonel Shiffert chuckled. "A smuggler? No. Really?"

Gern ignored the sarcasm and continued, "He might give us some information about the enemy."

"I think that deck would look nice with a war ship in the bay, and not some tub toy," the General said. Then he frowned. "What is he bringing out?"

"Supplies he intends to trade with the men. Probably pornographs, joy drugs, and such."

That's when Genna came out, and started shouting at Nick. Nick's response was to quiet her like an errant child.

The colonel twitched his mustache. "Interesting..."

"Shall I detain him, sir?" asked Gern.

"No. I want him to trade. He's probably looking for information, and I want to know what he knows. Then I will make the decision. A shower is a shower, and give him some of the older supplies we can't use anyway before they go bad. I also want there to be an... incident... where the MRSA is taken in for repair."

"With pleasure, sir," Gern said, punching in some commands into his screen.

"I don't want her damaged, just... inoperable. I want to know what makes this MRSA tick." Posted in: sci-fi , science fiction , writing
April 15

April 15th (Stonetable) by Adam


Writing:

We mailed our submissions to the PARSEC Science Fiction and Fantasy
Short Story Contest
last night. The theme for this years contest was "metallic feathers." It's the first contest either of us has submitted to. We should hear back by mid-June or so.

Two more submissions out the door last weekend and one rejection in. I don't feel too bad about the rejections, though. The last few have been personal ones, including an invitation to submit again. Progress.

Sword and Sorceress 23 opens to submissions this Saturday and will accept submissions until May 16th. A little known fact about me is that, as a teenager, I wrote to MZB to ask for guidelines to her magazine. I'm sure I botched the request but she still sent me them along with some little flyers and a bookmark (which still sits on my desk). Andrea has been reading the Sword and Sorceress for as long as she can remember. We're both working on stories to submit for this issue.

Last, there are two other upcoming contests I have my sights set on: the Heinlein Centennial Short Story Contest and Return to Luna, due June 1st and 15th respectively.

Taxes:

Taxes are almost done. I just need to fax the signatures over to the account for eFiling and it's done. Finally a year that I don't owe money! Of course, almost all of my refund is going to a second retainer to the divorce lawyer. Easy come, easy go.

Penguicon 6.0:

We're heading to Detroit this weekend for my 6th Penguicon (and Andrea's first). This will be my second year following the writing track rather than the tech stuff. I won't be doing the writing workshop this time, so hopefully I'll have a chance to meet some new people with writerly interests. I'm still working out how to do that, being the geeky wallflower I am, but I'm sure I'll manage somehow.

Posted in: life , penguicon , writing

April 15th (Stonetable) by Adam

Writing: We mailed our submissions to the PARSEC Science Fiction and Fantasy Short Story Contest last night. The theme for this years contest was "metallic feathers." It's the first contest either of us has submitted to. We should hear back by mid-June or so. Two more submissions out the door last weekend and one rejection in. I don't feel too bad about the rejections, though. The last few have been personal ones, including an invitation to submit again. Progress. Sword and Sorceress 23 opens to submissions this Saturday and will accept submissions until May 16th. A little known fact about me is that, as a teenager, I wrote to MZB to ask for guidelines to her magazine. I'm sure I botched the request but she still sent me them along with some little flyers and a bookmark (which still sits on my desk). Andrea has been reading the Sword and Sorceress for as long as she can remember. We're both working on stories to submit for this issue. Last, there are two other upcoming contests I have my sights set on: the Heinlein Centennial Short Story Contest and Return to Luna, due June 1st and 15th respectively. Taxes: Taxes are almost done. I just need to fax the signatures over to the account for eFiling and it's done. Finally a year that I don't owe money! Of course, almost all of my refund is going to a second retainer to the divorce lawyer. Easy come, easy go. Penguicon 6.0: We're heading to Detroit this weekend for my 6th Penguicon (and Andrea's first). This will be my second year following the writing track rather than the tech stuff. I won't be doing the writing workshop this time, so hopefully I'll have a chance to meet some new people with writerly interests. I'm still working out how to do that, being the geeky wallflower I am, but I'm sure I'll manage somehow. Posted in: life , penguicon , writing